Download

Download Dopewars from the links below. The links are to the freemium (ad-supported) version, where you can play the full game for free, with ads. In-app purchases allow you to remove involuntary ads and add extra features, such as different game lengths, customization options, a permanent set of weapons, and more!

Testimonials

Officer Hardass

Police Officer

“Worst game ever!”

Old Lady

ANNOYING HAG

“We didn’t have things like this when I was a kid”

Tank NoNeck

Loan Shark

“I break your face”

Kate Sidney

KIDNEY

“Im treated so badly in this game”